Winter Time and my Wish List

Holy shit! Winter sneaked up on me this year. It felt as if yesterday was summer and now I'm looking out the window and everything is covered in white. I'm looking forward to watching "A Christmas Story" reruns, sipping on some good cup of joe, listening to the Christmas Chipmunk Album my parents play on the stereo, making snowmen and adding whatever is lying around that looks most like a penis to it,
chilling with all my close friends and family, and the feeling of looking at someone opening a gift I got them with the look of "WTF David, you gotta stop shopping at the dollar spot at Target!"

In the spirit of Christmas and giving I decided to use the money spent on people who I feel truly need it! Love you friends and family but this is where all my money went

Old dude that always sleeps on the couch at the Starbucks I go to - air mattress

Fat mean lady at the MC Donald's drive thru - million dollars or cupcake (either will suffice)

Guy that's been working at Taco Bell since I moved here - louder speaker or badass werewolf mask because I think he looks like the leader of the lycans from Underworld

Nick and JT - money so they can fly down here and we can do a reunion show. I miss those guys!

Fighters at Charlies - Never Back Down soundtrack

Guidos across the world - More Hair Gel/Product and tanning gift cards

Takanori Gomi - a fight he can win to end his late upsets

Kid that rides the power wheels jeep in my neighborhood - sick ass rims!

Fighters from Charlies - Sock em Boppers (one for me and Isaiah because he broke one on my face 2 years ago when I tried to slip his punch, I think my dog got a hold of the other one?)

Danzig - Wulfcawk T-shirt

Joey Fatone - solo album

Gary Busey - a new season of Life with Busey

Stella- a new season of Stella on prime time

Sexy, beautiful, sensual, brilliant girl that works at the counter at the grocery store I go to and when I talk with her all my surroundings become mute and I lose myself in her eyes that look complex and beautiful as a photograph taken of earth from outer space and I can't stop smiling if I try because my body wont let me and all that's present is our lips, laughs, eyes, and wonderful heart warming energy - a sex change so she can fully become a female and a green card

Me- Les Paul Custom

and last but not least

You the Reader - A Wonderful Christmas